this was relevant when I was in 6th grade and it’s still relevant in college
He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)
imagine if butterflies breathed fire
but only a little bit of fire
“hi pet butterfly would you light this candle for me?”
“thanks little buddy”
“yo butterfly light my joint”
“thanks lil nigga”
Two types of people…
i really hate this ‘ur other half is out there somewhere u just gotta meet them’ like fuck off im not incomplete im a whole person and i dont need anyone to ‘complete me’ the only thing i need is a pizza and not ur shit bye
Mom: You don’t shave your legs OR your armpits?
Mom: Are you serious? Personal hygiene!
Me: Yeah? Personal hygiene? Then make my brother shave too.
The fact that this is actually getting notes is so beautiful, man.